If you are currently finishing your thesis or know someone who is—or just plain fed up cataloging terribly written theses and dissertations—take time to read "Nice to meet you slkwerli" by The Kung Fu Librarian [digression: she's for real; check out The Art].
Who says librarians are humorless? The reference to "incestuous research"—among other things—is seriously hilarious! Just a caveat, she can be very eloquent with her language, so parental guidance is advised.